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getoutoftherecat: i typed in the blog name and they replaced the first picture with a gif of Adam Levine singing “Payphone” THIS IS PERFECT.
princeaspartame: briananas: so there were 2 flies in my room and they wouldnt fucking leave.. so i gave them what they deserved BUT ONE MOTHERFUCKER DECIDED TO BE A LITTLE BITCH i wasted so much water for that ugh omf whAT
I know what you are... →
the-absolute-best-gifs: gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs: ”Your skin is pale white and ice cold, you don’t go out in the sunlight.” ”Say it.” a blogger (via/follow The Absolute Best GIFs)
Everything sounds better when you add "but...
Harry Potter: Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, but everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
The Hunger Games: When I was younger, I scared my mother to death, the things I would blurt out about District 12, but everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
Game of Thrones: The morning had dawned clear and cold, with a crispness that hinted at the end of summer, but everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
Edgar Allan Poe: 'Tis some visitor,' I muttered, `tapping at my chamber door' but everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
The Bible: In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth, but everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
I always wondered why I look better in front of... →
the-absolute-best-gifs: gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs: Actually it’s because you are more used to seeing your face in the mirror (reflected). As all faces are slightly asymmetrical it looks different when you see yourself in a photo because your face is unreflected. Other people always see your face as you see it in photos, so they’re used to it looking that way. This explains why your friends...
All Of This Can Be Broken: Special fangirl powers... →
thewritingdude: lockedin221b: mirasaurus: Doctor Who: Ability to explain things at light speed Ability to ruin hipster posts Supernatural: Ability to point out the exceedingly obvious in a funny manner Sherlock: Observant as fuck Ability to ship characters that don’t…